Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water

It's that time of year again for my annual scientific journey to the depths of the oceans. I write this while slowly descending to many thousands of leagues fathoms under the sea (Thanks Captain Nemo). The vessel is cold and dark. Under limited candlelight, so not to prematurely exacerbate our air supply, the ship's captain is steering us cautiously while a journalist is hastily drawing in his sketchbook. I only hope we have enough coal to power us back to the surface.
When will we return? I am not sure. In the meantime please view the documentary of last year's journey narrated by my good friend Sir Nigel Perrywinkle.