Monday, October 30, 2006

Excellence On The Television

Just in time for Halloween, a performance so scary-good it will make you cry. I implore you to drop everything (yes, even small children) and watch this immediately.

"Wolf Like Me" by TV On The Radio

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In Praise of Government

Is there a greater, more superb execution of legislation than German Rheinheitsgebot Law of 1516? Me thinks not.
First outlined in 1487, the German law of beer purity ensured that all beers brewed and sold in Bavaria adheared to strict standards. Certain ingredients were restricted, A few accepted. While some will say the law stiffled competition and innovation, I say it established the roadmap for what today we enjoy as the finest of lagers and pilsners. When thirst calls I'll be sure to grab an ice cold bottle of goverment endorsed refreshment! More on the Rheinheitsgebot

A few of my favorite law-obiding beers:
Hofbrauhaus Oktoberfest
Hacker Pschor Weiss
Augustiner Dunkles

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Monday, October 23, 2006

A Gentleman's Desktop

I implore you! No more "pretty" shapes or pictures of your "adorable" children.
Here are a few desktops ideal for a true gentleman's business machine!


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Where's George?

Among the change given to me during a morning stop at my local 7-11 last February was a very special one dollar bill. Stamped upon the bank note were instructions to visit a website and discover the path it took to get to my wallet. I discovered my bill spent time in Delaware and New Jersey. I suspected it to be on some sort of transcontinental journey. It's nice to see such ambition. Shortly after receiving it I sent it along, eagerly awaiting news of its future travels, but since then I have heard nothing. Cheap floozy! The average lifespan of a one dollar bill is only 22 months. I am worried sick. I hope it's not traped in a frame upon the wall of some local hair salon. I implore you all, the next time you purchase a lottery ticket or frequent your favorite gentleman's club, please be on the lookout.
Thank You,
The Baron

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

YouTube Revived The Video Star

Music videos are finally back thanks to bands like OK-Go and more importantly sites like YouTube. I'm glad too. It gives me yet another way to waste time at work.


Chips Ahoy! by The Hold Steady

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Five Excellent Albums For Röcktöber

On your next stop home from the liquor store or bear-baiting match why don't you stop at your local independant record store and purchase these outstanding albums for your phonograph machine?

Band Finally Getting Their Due
The Hold Steady: Boys and Girls In America:
Hard Rock Poetry from Brooklyn via Minneapolis. Just listen to the lyrics.


My Local Chicago Band of the Moment
The Changes: Today Is Tonight
The only unsigned band to play at Lollapolooza. Their debut is worth checking out.
If The Police and Minus the Bear had a baby it would be named The Changes.

UK/Irish Band I'm Currently Into
The 747's: Zampano
The 747's start where The Zutons left off. Why do all these Irish bands sound like they come from California? Their new album hasn't dropped in the states yet, but watch out when it does.

Still Good, Despite the Band Name
Now It's Overhead: Dark Light Daybreak
Not typical of music I usually listen too, but I can't stop. From the Saddle Creek label, Now It's Overhead features members behind many of the labels most popular acts.

Dance, Dance, Dance:
The Rapture: Pieces of the People We Love
It's nice to see an indie band come out with a sophmore effort that doesn't make me roll my eyes or question their direction. Indie-dance may not be as hot as it was in 2003, but it's still good. Paul Epworth, Ewan Pearson, and Danger Mouse aid with production.

Check these artists out on allmusic.com or try to listen to them using the Virtual iPod.

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Ladies, Gentleman, Gifted Farm Animals - Welcome.

I'm afraid that it has finally happened. I have entered the 21st century, where starting your own blog is as common as the huddled masses who heed my opinions and are susceptible to my clout and influence. At the urging of several coworkers, and a few acquaintances, relatives, taxi drivers, local celebrities, PTA members, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, window washers, chimney sweeps, bartenders, aldermen, clergymen, brewmasters, street performers, advisory boards, focus groups, railroad tycoons, parole officers, and TV's Richard Mulligan, I have decided what the world needs is one more opinionated blog telling you what to eat, drink, watch, listen to, believe, and think. Enjoy your transformation from unclean prolatarian ingnoramity to cultural aristocracy.

Be excellent,


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